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Winnie Jean Howard

aka Mean Winnie Jean
Specializing in the Art of Dark Comedy

Warrant for Damnation

Book 2 in The Courier Series

I thought I’d hit rock bottom when I was blamed for closing the Gates of Hell and ended up on Satan’s Most Wanted List. Then something worse happened. A fallen angel with a nun fetish and a taste for human flesh escaped his prison cell. He’s Azael, the father I’ve never known, and he’s expanding our family with the intent to reign over mankind.

God’s pissed but willing to give me asylum if I turn against my father and annihilate Azael’s existence. While I agree to His terms, there’s one problem. No one, not even God, knows how to do it.

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Handcuffed in Horror

Join me at my Handcuffed in Horror Facebook group, a bloody melting pot of horror fans and creators of entertaining terror. We’re always talkin’ horror movies, books, games, artwork, reality, and so much more!

Every month features a different horror theme, and on Friday we gather for a horror chat on different topics. Drop by the last Wednesday of the month for a discussion on the best horror reads in our monthly theme.

Where to Find Handcuffed in Horror
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Call for Obstruction

Book 1 in The Courier Series

My name is Barry, although it might as well be Loser. Satan owns my soul, and my demon boss tortures me with her magical cigarettes every chance she gets.

I’m desperate for freedom. At the same time, I’ll do anything to stop damned souls from spilling onto Earth. My odds of saving mankind are uncertain. But I still have to try.

Amazon
Available in Paperback, eBook, and Audiobook


Fall for Freedom

A Short Courier Prequel
Learn How Barry Came Into Existence

It’s 1995 and Pete Sinclair has been blamed for closing the Gates of Hell and releasing an imprisoned fallen angel by the name of Azael. Now Pete’s trying to avoid Satan’s wrath and keep his head. Lucky for him, an angel’s apprentice believes he’s innocent, but she’s not about to let him off the hook. She offers Pete a deal. He can turn himself over to the mercenaries or re-confine Azael before he kidnaps and impregnates nuns. Brandishing the only weapon that weakens angels, Pete must battle Azael to attain his freedom. If only he had a clue how to use the sword.

Amazon
Available in Paperback, eBook, and Audiobook

Harebrained Fables

Based on Aesop’s Fables

Are you a terror, a trickster, never changing your ways?

That’s who you’ll find in these very short fables: the pranksters, the bullies, and the things that go bump in the night. And the only possible end to their harebrained schemes are bloodstained screams.

These FUN and VERY SHORT fables are for readers of all ages and available on Wattpad and Booksie as they are written and illustrated. Read them .

Avoid Margery’s Magical Cigarettes
Join Me on Instagram

After much consideration, I’ve decided to stop blogging and mix with fans only on social media. My new home to share news, artwork, short stories, and general love of all things dark and funny have been moved to my Instagram account. You can join me over there @meanwinniejean or by going to meanwinniejean.com. You’ll still find stuff on Twitter, Pinterest, Facebook…links at the top of the page.

Proudly Torturing Characters for 10+ Years

I might look normal, but I spend my day torturing characters in the most sadistic and hilarious ways. I can’t help myself. I’m addicted. It’s more FUN than anything.

So if you like to laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

I won’t bore you with any more of my bio because, well, who really cares. Probably the only other interesting thing about me, I swear my nose has doubled in size over the last 5 years.