Winnie Jean Howard

aka Mean Winnie Jean
Specializing in the Art of Dark Comedy

Trisha Angel Apprentice

What’s New

The Emo art style image below was last semester’s inspiration to change The Courier characters to the style. The one below will likely evolve into Trisha or Nina.

There is also a Zombie Chic magazine cover below that I did in my Photoshop class. I am SOOO looking forward to doing more of these.

The monthly drawing for a free audiobook continues, so don’t miss out. Click on Trisha the angel apprentice to go sign up for this months drawing.

Call for Obstruction

Book 1 in The Courier Series

My name is Barry, although it might as well be Loser. Satan owns my soul, and my demon boss tortures me with her magical cigarettes every chance she gets.

I’m desperate for freedom. At the same time, I’ll do anything to stop damned souls from spilling onto Earth. My odds of saving mankind are uncertain. But I still have to try.

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Recent Masterpieces
My Introduction to Emo Art

Fall for Freedom

A Short Courier Prequel
Learn How Barry Came Into Existence

It’s 1995 and Pete Sinclair has been blamed for closing the Gates of Hell and releasing an imprisoned fallen angel by the name of Azael. Now Pete’s trying to avoid Satan’s wrath and keep his head. Lucky for him, an angel’s apprentice believes he’s innocent, but she’s not about to let him off the hook. She offers Pete a deal. He can turn himself over to the mercenaries or re-confine Azael before he kidnaps and impregnates nuns. Brandishing the only weapon that weakens angels, Pete must battle Azael to attain his freedom. If only he had a clue how to use the sword.

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Character Spotlight

Chippy

Mean Winnie Jean the Zombie

I turned myself into a zombie for an assignment for my Photoshop class. This was soooo much fun and I’m thinking of doing more of these for friends and family.

I learned a lot I’m really looking forward to applying to more photos during the class. I’ll be adding more images to social media if you’d like to follow progress there.



Warrant for Damnation

Book 2 in The Courier Series

I thought I’d hit rock bottom when I was blamed for closing the Gates of Hell and ended up on Satan’s Most Wanted List. Then something worse happened. A fallen angel with a nun fetish and a taste for human flesh escaped his prison cell. He’s Azael, the father I’ve never known, and he’s expanding our family with the intent to reign over mankind.

God’s pissed but willing to give me asylum if I turn against my father and annihilate Azael’s existence. While I agree to His terms, there’s one problem. No one, not even God, knows how to do it.

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First Encounters

First encounters. We wait for, dread, or stumble upon them.

First encounters with the unknown call forth exciting stories full of magic, horror, humor, and suspense. What happens when aliens, fantastical creatures, or strange objects in the sky interrupt ordinary life? This collection offers ten original stories full of mysterious happenings including: an alien attempts to save earth, a voodoo clarinet grants wishes, time travel for human sperm collection, a love-obsessed scientist creates his own reality, the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa offers sage advice, an alien visits the supermarket, a cruel merchant faces feral vampires, an aspiring writer encounters an invading triangle, dragons capture an ancient couple, and a colony ark crashes on a hostile planet.

Join the journey with these unsuspecting characters and discover if they learn from their encounters or suffer a tragic fate.

Proudly Torturing Characters for 10+ Years

I might look normal, but I spend my day torturing characters in the most sadistic and hilarious ways. I can’t help myself. I’m addicted. It’s more FUN than anything.

So if you like to laugh, you’ve come to the right place.

I won’t bore you with any more of my bio because, well, who really cares. Probably the only other interesting thing about me, I swear my nose has doubled in size over the last 5 years.