Winnie Jean Howard

Harebrained Fables

Based on Aesop’s Fables

Are you a terror on Halloween? Always the trickster, never changing your ways? Who wouldn’t be? It’s the only night of the year you can get away with anything short of murder.

That’s who you’ll find in these very short fables: the pranksters, the bullies, and the things that go bump in the night. And the only possible end to their harebrained schemes are bloodstained screams.

These FUN fables are for readers of all ages and are exclusively available on Patreon for only $1 a month.

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Call for Obstruction

Book 1 in The Courier Series

My name is Barry, although it might as well be Loser. Satan owns my soul, and my demon boss tortures me with her magical cigarettes every chance she gets.

I’m desperate for freedom. At the same time, I’ll do anything to stop damned souls from spilling onto Earth. My odds of saving mankind are uncertain. But I still have to try.

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Fall for Freedom

A Short Courier Prequel
Learn How Barry Came Into Existence

It’s 1995 and Pete Sinclair has been blamed for closing the Gates of Hell and releasing an imprisoned fallen angel by the name of Azael. Now Pete’s trying to avoid Satan’s wrath and keep his head. Lucky for him, an angel’s apprentice believes he’s innocent, but she’s not about to let him off the hook. She offers Pete a deal. He can turn himself over to the mercenaries or re-confine Azael before he kidnaps and impregnates nuns. Brandishing the only weapon that weakens angels, Pete must battle Azael to attain his freedom. If only he had a clue how to use the sword.

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