Welcome to week 2 of the zombie movie a day marathon I’ve embarked on for Halloween with Gaynor Stenson on the Vamplit Blog. I’m posting my reviews here and over there with hers every Tuesday. My goal is still to watch the poorest rated zombie films by my streaming video provider, although this week the quality has improve quite a bit. Drop by the Vamplit Blog to read Gaynor’s reviews. Here are mine:
In Raiders of the Damned, yet another biological weapon has been unleashed on mankind and created the zombies. Only difference, the zombies don’t lose their intelligence and ability to organize. When a helicopter, transporting the scientists working on an anti-zombie serum goes down in the middle of zombie territory, they send in soldiers to rescue them. This film has some scathing reviews, but it was my favorite this week. I highly recommend you watch Raiders of the Damned, but leave your critical side out of the viewing. Don’t take this movie too seriously, after all, it’s described as campy. The actors and the characters they portrayed carried the movie despite some of the poor acting. And sure the special effects sucked, the picture quality sucked, the zombies’ mismatched make up sucked, but the storyline wasn’t bad and you even got some zombie/human lovin’. If you watch it and still hate it, feel free to bash me in the comments. It’s all in fun, and it’ll still be one of my favorites for the month. I give it 4 out of 5 bloody brains. My son’s comment, “Better than what we saw last week.”
*SPOILER* Dead Heist is about a bunch of boys from the hood who decide to rob a bank in a small town, and out of dumb luck encounter zombies, migrating into the area. If you didn’t know this was a zombie film, you’d never guess the zombies would show up during the last thirty minutes of the film. In fact, the film dragged a bit in the beginning, but it wasn’t horrible. Finally, the action began when the bank robbers were held up in the bank by the police. After the zombies and a zombie hunter show up, they all have to fight together to survive. This turned out to be a pretty good zombie movie despite the slow start. It was well thought out and the acting wasn’t all that bad. There was also an awesome scene you shouldn’t miss where hordes of zombies ascend an escalator to attack the people. In the end my son commented, “I can’t believe they let the black guys live. Them and the slutty blondes always go first.” He also enjoyed the bank robbery storyline. Together we agreed it deserved 4 out of 5 bloody brains.
Oasis of the Zombies or The Treasure of the Living Dead wasn’t on my original list. I added it after finding another one of my titles was not a zombie movie. This was a new streaming release I’m glad I found because it’s a Jesus Franco movie and I love his films. Yes, you read me right. He’s a director people love or hate for the most part. Take a look at his filmography and you’ll find he’s directed quite a few low budget films. You don’t usually get much of a storyline in Franco films, but there’s just something about the atmosphere of his movies I love. Apparently this is two movies spliced into one, which I didn’t notice. This is something Franco is know to do. What was it about? The search for rumored gold, stashed in the dessert by Nazis. When treasure hunters get close to finding the gold, they encounter an army of zombies, guarding the horde. Personally I think this was one of his better films despite the fact that the picture quality sucked. The best part of the movie were the low budget zombies with worms and insects crawling all over their faces. Not much of a gory movie compared to other flesh eating horror. Don’t watch this one unless you appreciate Franco films or want a good taste of what he creates. I gave it 3 out of 5 bloody brains.
Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill mixed together a western, a ghost story, revenge and zombies, and at least tried at a decent storyline. What it mostly delivered were zombies running amok and turning more people into zombie followers of Bloody Bill. There wasn’t enough of Bloody Bill in this movie, who should have been a more evil character like a Freddie Krueger. In the end, I can’t say I liked it or didn’t like it. My son thought the movie was all right, but the actors were annoying. Still he gave it 3 out of 5 bloody brains. I’m somewhere between 2 and 3.
I’ve heard a lot of people complain about the 2008 version of Day of the Dead, so I went into the viewing with low expectations. Maybe that’s why I thought it wasn’t spectacular, but I enjoyed it. I think this film stands on it’s own though, and any reference to it being a remake is ridiculous. Maybe that’s one thing turning people off. I suppose my favorite part of the film is that it takes place in Leadville, Colorado, me being a Colorado girl and all. I did have a problem with the cause of the zombies being a biological weapon, created by the government. Anyone who knows anything about Leadville knows there are enough toxins in the environment that the town should already be infested with the walking dead. All kidding aside, I love horror movies where women kick butt, and I think Mena Suvari did a pretty good job, leading the fight against the zombies. I was even okay with the superhuman zombies. How they transformed and how quickly they burned sent me into a, “Yeah, whatever” moment though. I also thought a larger budget film should have created better gory torture scenes than a bunch of crazed zombies biting the crap out of people. Oh, and holding the zombie captive was just stupid. My son enjoyed this one more that I did and gave it 4 out of 5 bloody brains. I couldn’t give it any more than 3.
C’mon people, Day of Darkness was awesome! My second favorite of the week. This time a comet falls to earth and releases a dust into the atmosphere that creates the zombies, and in this case there’s another surprise. This movie goes beyond zombies and turns humans into incubators for alien parasites, and in a not so nice way. I can’t spoil this one, so you’ll have to watch to find out or go read another review. It’s some of the weirdest shit I’ve seen in a movie and not for the squeamish. One of the things I liked about this movie is that it brought together a diverse group of survivors who couldn’t get along or work together, and the low budget actors played their parts well. There wasn’t a lot of zombie action in this one though, which brought my rating down a bit. My son didn’t watch this one with me, so no comments from the peanut gallery. I really enjoyed this one and would put it at the top of my list of favorite horror movies. So for me it’s 4 out of 5 bloody brains.
Zombie Island Massacre was more like watching a mixed episode of Fantasy Island and Scooby Doo. Typical bad acting, bad script, blah blah blah. What I liked is that they went old school voodoo zombie. It didn’t keep my attention and was a bit boring to the point I can’t even think of anything else to mention. 2 out of 5 bloody brains.
Heads up, next week’s movies include: Beast Within, Edges of Darkness, Awaken the Dead, Dead and Deader, The Zombie Apocalypse, Zombie Town, Severed: Forest of the Dead