Call for Obstruction
Book 1 in The Courier Series
My name is Barry, although it might as well be Loser. Satan owns my soul, and my demon boss tortures me with her magical cigarettes every chance she gets.
I’m desperate for freedom. At the same time, I’ll do anything to stop damned souls from spilling onto Earth. My odds of saving mankind are uncertain. But I still have to try.
- I’ve been wanting to start an Evil in Pop Culture series, and I Tried to Befriend Nikolas Cruz. He Still Killed My Friends in the New York Times seemed to be the trigger for the first post.
- Why the name change? Fans out there may have noticed I’ve changed my name. Besides W. J. Howard being a great name for an accountant, this post explains.
Fall for Freedom
A Short Courier Prequel
Learn How Barry Came Into Existence
It’s 1995 and Pete Sinclair has been blamed for closing the Gates of Hell and releasing an imprisoned fallen angel by the name of Azael. Now Pete’s trying to avoid Satan’s wrath and keep his head. Lucky for him, an angel’s apprentice believes he’s innocent, but she’s not about to let him off the hook. She offers Pete a deal. He can turn himself over to the mercenaries or re-confine Azael before he kidnaps and impregnates nuns. Brandishing the only weapon that weakens angels, Pete must battle Azael to attain his freedom. If only he had a clue how to use the sword.
Proudly Torturing Characters for 10+ Years
I might look normal, but I spend my day torturing characters in the most sadistic and hilarious ways. I can’t help myself. I’m addicted. It’s more FUN than anything.
I won’t bore you with any more of my bio because, well, who really cares. Probably the only other interesting thing about me, I swear my nose has doubled in size over the last 5 years.